ఇంటర్నెట్ లో దొంగలాగా తిరిగితే!!!

అసలు ఈ దొంగతనమనేది అరవైనాలుగు కళల్లో ఒక ముఖ్యమైన విద్య. అసలు దానిలో వున్న కిక్కే వేరు. అది మరీ ఇంటర్నెట్లో మారువేషాల్లో తిరగేవారి నడిగితే ఎగిరి గంతేసి మరీ చెప్తారు. ఈ విద్య బహుశా స్టువార్టుపురపు వారినుంచి తస్కరించి వుండవచ్చు. ఒకవేళ అది కుదరని పక్షంలో నెట్లో బాగా చిదిగిన నాలుగు లింకులు వంట పట్టించుకోని లేదా ఉచిత సాఫ్ట్ వేర్ లు దించుకొని లేదా ఉచితము కాని సాఫ్ట్ వేర్ లు దొంగలించి సరదాగా ప్రపంచ యాత్రను చేసి వస్తే ఆ సుఖమే వేరు. మధ్యలో ఆకలివేసి XXహట్ కు కాల్ చేస్తే ఇలా అయ్యింది

( Modified content, a mail from a friend )


Operator : Thank you for calling XX hut. May I have your…


Customer: Hello, can I order..


Operator: Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?


Customer: It s eh…, hold………. on……7433478438473-45-54610


Operator: OK… you’re Mr KA Chou and you’re calling from 17 Ladaki kaisE
Road. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?



Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?


Operator : We are connected to the system Sir.


Customer: May I order your xx Post Pizza…


Operator: That’s not a good idea Sir.


Customer: How come?


Operator: According to your medical records, you have high blood
Pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir


Customer: What? What do you recommend then?


Operator: Try our Low Fat U post Pizza. You’ll like it


Customer: How do you know for sure?



Operator: You borrowed a book entitled "I Love you" from
the National Library 2 weeks back Sir.


Customer: OK I give up… Give me 1/2 family size one then, how much
will that cost?



Operator: That should be enough for your family of 3, Sir. The total
is just $4900.99! or 6 months imprisonment sir


Customer: Can I pay by! Credit card?



Operator: I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $30,720.55 since October last year.
That’s not including the other debts you have in person, Sir.


Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and hide
myself and my cash before your guy arrives.



Operator: You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today


Customer: Never mind just send the U pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready.

How long is it gonna take anyway?



Operator: About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always
come on foot and collect it U pizza sir…


Customer: What!



Operator: According to the details in system, you had a
Scooter, registration number 1123...and in recently a guy ........

Is there anything else Sir?



Customer: Nothing. By the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of beer as advertised?



Operator: We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also
Diabetic…….


Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^



Operator: Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 29th July 1997 you
Were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?


Customer: Faints…..